VERSE 1 Golf club boys and southern belles Bewildered by his lack of spunk Lives in a mansion Yet he dresses like a speedway drunk Everything about him’s a mystery His family don’t get him and neither do we VERSE 2 Every clique and circle Plays with him like a little toy One day he’s a bigot And the next he thinks he’s a ghetto boy Ain’t nothing in the world more sad Than a redneck who thinks he’s black CHORUS Oh why Does he try so hard Oh my It’s such a funny state The Rich Hick Wonder’s at it again Does something stupid when he walks in Everyone laughs and he gives a big grin He’ll never realize that they’re laughing at him VERSE 3 Brags about connections That we know are nothing but hearsay One day he knows NASCAR And the next he knows the NBA Erasing history just because he’s new Always singing a different tune CHORUS Oh why Does he have to lie Oh my You’re trying way too hard The Rich Hick Wonder’s at it again Does something stupid when he walks in Everyone laughs and he gives a big grin He’ll never realize that they’re laughing at him

VERSE 1 It’s been such a long time since I saw you last Never thought that things would be this way A different woman now lights my heart’s flame You’d never let me light yours anyway You came to mind out of the blue How years ago, I had a crush on you But there was a rock I just couldn’t break through And now it’s pointless to start something anew CHORUS Kimberly, now I understand Feelings don’t last based on a pretty face Desperation makes you a crazy man So sudden so bizarre how things easily change VERSE 2 Tons of women tell optimistic lies Yet you had the decency to just say no You had no time for no silly games Maybe that’s why I liked you so I should have asked for more in a girl Than just a face and voice of a pearl I couldn’t see we were on different isles Causes wishful thinking had blinded my eyes

VERSE 1 Months to plan a union For two more white fence marionettes But happily ever after’s Don’t come with the same charrettes Exchanged my hellish habits For slavery from above Is this this price we pay For a stupid game called love? Treat me like an ATM Took all the tricks out my sleeves If you were broke at the altar You’ll be dirt poor when you leave Once upon a time We had a burning ring of fire You’re never told at all That it could possibly expire CHORUS We wanted each other for all the wrong reasons We needed each other to fuel our family treasons We dreamed of each other more than we care to admit We never noticed the ever-changing seasons We loved each other for all things perverse We take one step forward, then two in reverse We fight over second place, forgetting the first We stay together for better, mostly for worse VERSE 2 We have too much regrets For us to ever remain friends But we’re far too cheap and lazy To tie up any loose ends We both have no more secrets Got the mental scars to show If there were any low blows They were hit a long time ago You hurl insults one day And next day you patronize Talk to the air once a week Pastor paints you sanctified Your crazy train of thought Derails on outta your mouth Reveal what’s in the fine print And everything falls south CHORUS

VERSE 1 I’ll love you in the midnight hour Your heart I’ll devour Whether it be sweet or sour I’ll love you when the moon shines bright All the day and all the night Make you feel so right I’ll love you when your heart starts to roam Gonna bring it on back home Just gimme time with us alone I’ll love you when you start to see That you’re the only girl for me I’ll end your misery CHORUS Beggings not my scene Let me show you what I mean Cause action speaks louder than words VERSE 2 I want you when the night turns to cold When the new turns to old Think of all the love untold I need you so long as you need me I’ll make your heart feel free A feeling peaceful and easy You need someone to break your wonderwall Someone who’s there when you fall Someone to give you his all CHORUS INTERLUDE/A Response to the Gurls of Spice I know what you want What you really really want You want a man Who’s not afraid of what you flaunt I’ll get with your girlfriends and I’ll love them too Cause I don’t want no one in your circle feeling blue Whomever needs Loving, I’m always there to lend A friendship with me would never ever end

VERSE 1 You know I can't imagine life without you I guess now's a good time to start Because lately I have noticed strange habits And news has went around that something's going down when we're apart Don't you recall the vows we made in Accomac? Promises of bliss Sealed with a kiss With your fingers crossed behind your back CHORUS Sweet words of nothing mean something to someone Especially if they have nothing to lose You did not mean a word, but I could not tell A bitter truth within a pleasant ruse VERSE 2 You know this is where my loneliness starts Because something sure has changed Love cannot be built upon question marks Yet you have put me under lock and key while you're unchained Try to fake a smile and a convincing glare And maybe a quick shag To hide your red flag But your hesitance reveals that it's still there CHORUS